julyfourth2014:

"how would you like your tea sir?"

*american voice* tax free

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(Source: calum4president)

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santalinson:

"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"

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"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"

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(Source: upallnighted)

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lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

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luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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(Source: duplicatable)

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rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

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baboushkat:

do u ever form emotional attachments to tabs u have had open for a long time

(Source: baebees)

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the-winchester-initiative:

do you ever have to backspace a reply because

no

our friendship level is not ready for that

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mrs-mojo-risin-blues:

tomatogami:

im sorry but i only listen to real music

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Only B.C. kids remember this

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